FOOL QUOTES V

quotations about fools

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.

URSULA K. LE GUIN

Harper's magazine, Aug. 1990


If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W.C. FIELDS


The learned Fool writes his Nonsense in better Language than the unlearned; but still 'tis Nonsense.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Poor Richard's Almanack, 1754


We must often consider, not what the wise will think, but what the foolish will be sure to say.

ARTHUR HELPS

Thoughts in the Cloister and the Crowd


Like gold in the hands of a savage are the sayings of wisdom in the mouth of a fool.

EDWARD COUNSEL

Maxims


What ails the fool to laugh? Does something please
His vain conceit? Or is 't a mere disease?
Fool, giggle on, and waste thy wanton breath;
Thy morning laughter breeds an ev'ning death.

FRANCIS QUARLES

Emblems


When dunces call us fools, without proving us to be so, our best retort is to prove them to be fools, without condescending to call them so.

CHARLES CALEB COLTON

Lacon


Fools and wise-folk are alike harmless. It is the half-wise, and the half-foolish, who are the most dangerous.

JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE

The Maxims and Reflections of Goethe


Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

KEN ALSTAD

Savvy Sayin's


Fools always lead a mob.

PAUL H. YARBROUGH

"A Congress of Fools", Communities Digital News, May 6, 2019


Sometimes we meet a fool with wit, never one with discretion.

FRANÇOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Reflections; or Sentences and Moral Maxims


Even a fool learns something once it hits him.

HOMER

The Iliad


It will do you no harm to find yourself ridiculous.
Resign yourself to be the fool you are.

T. S. ELIOT

The Cocktail Party


Fools beget their own kind and here was the proof of it and that as only foolish women would have aught to do with them their progeny were twice doomed.

CORMAC MCCARTHY

The Crossing