HONEYMOON QUOTES

quotations about honeymoons

Weddings aren't about you. But honeymoons are.

IRINA VISHNEVSKAYA

Huffington Post, October 23, 2017


Our honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine.

CHARLOTTE BRONTË

Jane Eyre

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A honeymoon is like a blue lagoon; divinely beautiful, with a mimicry of all heaven in its deeps, blinding sweet in the sun, and almost intolerably comfortable in the moon. But by and by the atoll that circles it like a wedding-ring proves to be a bit narrow and interferes with the view of the big sea pounding at its outer edges. The calm becomes monotonous, and at the least puff of wind the boat is on the reefs. They are coral reefs, but they cut like knives and hurt the worse for being jewelry.

RUPERT HUGHES

The Barge of Dreams


The idea of the nebulous honeymoon phase is what you make it. We left on our honeymoon a month and a half after our wedding because attending a metal festival right after the nuptials felt far more important to us at the time. In truth, we began our marriage ankle-deep in mud, bruised, and happily suffering from mild tinnitus. The sun-drenched honeymoon was just the cake topper on an otherwise pretty sweet reality.

MARISSA MILLER

"Please, Stop Calling It a Honeymoon Phase", Vogue, August 16, 2017


If I can give you one strong piece of advice, when you go away for that romantic weekend, whatever you do, do not accept or take the upgrade to the honeymoon suite.

GORDON RAMSAY

Huffington Post, August 14, 2012


Some of the most memorable honeymoons have been spent entirely in a hotel room.

K.C. DAVID

The Complete Guide to Gay and Lesbian Weddings

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A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


A wedding without a honeymoon is like a birthday without the cake.

VIRGINIA ANDREWS

Eye of the Storm


The honeymoon is over when he phones he'll be late again for dinner, and she has already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


A honeymoon is a short period of doting between dating and debting.

RAY BANDY

Little Giant Encyclopedia of Wedding Toasts

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A honeymoon is like opening a brand-new set of Legos. When a child gets Legos, he certainly doesn't expect to find the finished model in the box. The whole point of Legos is to build.

JULI SLATTERY

"One Flesh: Sexual Intimacy in Marriage", Ready to Wed


The married couple who intend to love each other during their whole life have no notion of a honeymoon; for them it has no existence, or rather its existence is perennial; they are like the immortals who do not understand death.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

Physiology of Marriage

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Here's the thing: Honeymoons are intended to help start off your marriage on the right foot. Wading in pools of Champagne and getting lost in each other's eyes, you start to feel invincible, ready to take on the world as a couple. But when the highs are so high, the lows have a way of feeling even lower.

MARISSA MILLER

"Please, Stop Calling It a Honeymoon Phase", Vogue, August 16, 2017


Your honeymoon tells the world--and maybe you--who you are.

GINGER STRAND

Inventing Niagara


Honeymoons are like vacations, except with a lot more kissing.

SANDRA STEFFEN

McKenna's Bartered Bride


I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

BOBBY HEENAN

Toronto Sun, September 18, 2017


We are sitting on our honeymoon bed in the honeymoon suite. We are in a state of honeymoon, in our honey month. These words are so sweet: honey, moon. This bed is so big, we could live on it. We have been happily marooned -- honey marooned -- on this bed for days.

KELLY LINK

Stranger Things Happen

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I do want an expensive honeymoon. Not because I'm extravagant, but because a honeymoon is a solemn, important thing ... a symbol. And it ought to be done -- well, adequately.

ARNOLD BENNETT

The Honeymoon

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Short honeymoons are better than no honeymoons, but long honeymoons are best of all.

JOHN DAVEY

Partners in God's Love