MEN QUOTES VII

quotations about men

No man ever reaches manhood
till a woman's tenderness
Is a part of his possession.

EDWIN LEIBFREED

"The Conquerors"

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The world in the evening seems fraught with the absence of promise, if you are a married man. There is nothing to do but go home and drink your nine drinks and forget about it.

DONALD BARTHELME

"Critique de la Vie Quotidienne"

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We are socialized into thinking that men are like wine -- they get better with time. Women are like cheese -- they get blue veins and start to stink.

MONA CHALABI

"Why I refuse to date an older man", The Straits Times, October 22, 2017


A hard man is good to find.

MAE WEST

attributed, She Always Knew How: Mae West, a Personal Biography

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A man is a man to the extent that he is a superman. A man should be defined by the sum of those tendencies which impel him to surpass the human condition.

GASTON BACHELARD

introduction, Water and Dreams

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

GEORGE CARLIN

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.

MARK TWAIN

Autobiographical Dictation

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Women cry. Men laugh. Whiners moan. Men laugh. Wimps complain. Men laulgh.

LISA GARDNER

The Perfect Husband

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A woman likes a strong, silent man because she thinks he is listening.

CROFT M. PENTZ

The Complete Book of Zingers


Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right.

LAURELL K. HAMILTON

A Kiss of Shadows

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Where man had been, in every place he left, garbage remained. Even in his pursuit of the ultimate truth and quest for his God, he produced garbage. By his garbage, which lay stratum upon stratum, he could always -- one had only to dig -- be known. For more long-lived than man is his refuse. Garbage alone lives after him.

GUNTER GRASS

The Rat

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If man looks within himself he must perceive two things: a law of right, and that which it condemns.

HENRY PARRY LIDDON

Sermons Preached Before the University of Oxford

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Men are cowards before women until they become tyrants.

ANTHONY TROLLOPE

The Small House at Allington

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Man, a wild beast, cousin of the gorilla, has emerged from the profound darkness of animal instinct into the light of the mind, which explains in a wholly natural way all his past mistakes and partially consoles us for his present errors.

MIKHAIL BAKUNIN

God and the State

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When my son said, "I can't stop thinking about girls," I said, "That's not gonna stop. Congratulations. You're in the club. From now until the day you die, one way or another you'll be thinking about girls."

PAUL REISER

Good Housekeeping, June 2011

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If sense was gunpowder ever one of you men put together wouldn't have enough to load a round of birdshot.

WILLIAM GAY

Provinces of Night

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Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.

WILLIAM E. CHANNING

Thoughts

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Men are like that, they can resist sound argument, yet yield to a glance.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

"Le Contrat de mariage", Scènes de la vie privée

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We are not men, but promises of men.

IVAN PANIN

Thoughts

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Let each man think himself an act of God.
His mind a thought, his life a breath of God.

PHILIP JAMES BAILEY

Festus

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