ZANE QUOTES

author of erotic fiction

Men and women are totally different. Women check men out, too ... but we do it with style.

ZANE

Shame on It All

Tags: women


Courage is simply fear that has said it's prayers!

ZANE

Addicted

Tags: courage


When you're hurt, you feel stupid because you think you should have seen it coming. But if we knew everything that was going to happen to us we wouldn't get out of bed in the morning.

ZANE

Total Eclipse of the Heart


I got a few gray hairs to testify to my wisdom, two grand babies, and a long, black dildo named Harry.

ZANE

Zane's Succulent: Chocolate Flava II

Tags: wisdom


The person that loves the least, controls the relationship.

ZANE

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Tags: relationships


Like most addictions, sex is used to take away pain or to temporarily ignore it. If you are not in control of your life, but your life is controlled by your sexual urges, then you need to seek help.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot


Good men are like good hairdressers. Hard as hell to find.

ZANE

Shame on It All

Tags: men


Marriage is meant to be a very sacred union between two people who have no intention of ever becoming emotionally or physically tied to another person for the rest of eternity. Most people mean their marriage vows when they take them, but oftentimes--these days more often than not, according to statistics--the initial commitment begins to wane and ultimately dissipates altogether. We live in a time when most people who get married before they turn thirty are merely doing a practice run.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

Tags: marriage


Every aspect of sex is not for everybody. People like different things.

ZANE

Dear G-Spot

Tags: relationships


I don't believe in casual sex, because meaningless sex is mad boring and frankly, in this day and age, not worth the risk.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot


One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

ZANE

The Other Side of the Pillow


There is nothing like young love. It is exciting, it is stimulating, and it is often the most complicated. Why? Because the two of you are still on a path of self-discovery, defining yourselves and trying to define a combined relationship at the same time.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

Tags: love


Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

Tags: sex