The first sign of senility is loss of memory. I forget the other two.
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Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
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I'm a nervous flyer, and it doesn't make it any easier when I get to the airport and see the sign TERMINAL.
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People with good intentions make promises. People with good character keep them.
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You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
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Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
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It's been "one of those days" for like 3 years now.
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Only in spontaneity can we be who we truly are.
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If God didn't forgive sinners, Heaven would be empty.
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Beauty is when your outside intrigues people and your inside makes them stay.
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Nothing heals a heavy heart better than a heavy shopping bag.
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Silence speaks when words can't.
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Don't judge the quality of the gasoline by the filling station attendant.
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When hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.
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Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.
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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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So making guns illegal will take them off the street? We should make heroine and meth illegal too!
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
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Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
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